Phil Groom writes:
If you live or work near any of the still-trading former SPCK/SSG Bookshops, please keep your eyes peeled today. I have a sneaking suspicion something’s afoot…
With apologies to Ray Parker Jr:
If there’s somethin’ strange in your neighbourhood,
who ya gonna call?
Shopwatchers!
If it’s somethin’ weird an’ it won’t look good,
who ya gonna call?
Shopwatchers!